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Once, I went to a doctor...
-I have a strange disease, doctor.
-Oh, I see, I'll give you 2 pills. Take one before you sleep and one before you wake up.
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No,
I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this
is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use
a pencil ‘till I get there
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes
- here's a kite!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose
from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
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